I am a dog.
I am special because I am royalty. I am a dude!
I hear people destroying my life, because they are torturing me with food.
They are chefs. They are holding the food up and not letting me have it, and mint, strawberry,
lemon and chocolate are my favorite ice creams!
And they are torturing me with my favorite pizza—Newman’s Own Thin and Crispy.
I want to eat that food!
I say, “I’ll get the food.” But it turns out, I won’t.
I’m very, very mad!
I cry because I really want that food.
I try to be brave. I hope it’ll happen.
Ooh, I’ve got a plan…
I’ve got the food!
I did it be making puppy eyes, and they actually said, YES!”